The real star of Breakfast at Tiffany’s: no-name slob.

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

• Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
• Tywin: no they fucking aren't
• Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not

waterfights:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how long Narcissa holds her gaze as she lies to Voldemort?  It’s probably the most terrifyingly pivotal moment of her life and yet she maintains her calm demeanor throughout.  All she wants is for her son to be safe and so, in that moment, she can look Voldemort square in the eye and lie to him.  Lie to one of the most accomplished Legilimens in the wizarding world.  He may not have used Legilimency on Narcissa, but she had to be prepared for the possibility he would.  She had to be a skilled Occlumens.  She had to be fearless.

Iron Man 3: unused classic comic concept for the title sequence [x]

thugkitchen:

THROWBACK THURSDAY UP IN THIS BITCH. I was saving this recipe for my upcoming cookbook but you guys said FUCK THAT. So here is the most requested recipe, The Thug Kitchen RCB Burrito.

ROASTED CHICKPEA & BROCCOLI BURRITO

3 cups of cooked chickpeas  (2-15 ounce cans, drained)

1 large yellow onion

1 red bell pepper

1 large crown of broccoli

4 cloves of garlic

1 lime

Spice Blend:

3 tablespoons olive oil

1-2 tablespoons soy sauce, tamari, or Bragg’s Liquid Aminos (You can usually find this old school hippie shit near the vinegars or soy sauces in the healthy eating section of most big grocery stores and on the internet)

2 teaspoons chili powder

1 teaspoon ground cumin

1 teaspoon smoked paprika

1/2 teaspoon ground coriander or more cumin if you don’t want to go to the store

black pepper or cayenne pepper to taste

 

Heat the oven to 425 degrees. Chop up the onion, bell pepper, and broccoli so that all the pieces about the size of a chickpea. Chop up the garlic real small but save that shit until later. Place all the chopped up veggies in a large bowl with the cooked chickpeas. Pour in the oil and soy sauce, stir, and then throw all the spices in there. Mix until all the vegetables and shit are covered.

 

Put all of that on a large rimmed baking sheet (like what you would put cookies on but with an edge) and bake for 20 minutes. Take it out of the oven, don’t fucking burn yourself, add the garlic, and bake for another 15 minutes. The broccoli will look a little burnt at this point but that is the plan so chill the fuck out and take it out of the oven. Squeeze the juice of half of the lime over the pan and stir the roasted chickpeas and veggies all around. Taste some and see if it needs more spices or anything. Now make a fucking burrito. I like mine with spinach, avocado, cilantro, and some fire roasted salsa but you do your thing.

makes 6-8 burritos

I just made this but with sweet potato too and just in a bowl not a burrito. Sprinkled some cinnamon on the spinach and dumped everything else on top and YUM.

brolininthetardis:

sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch

"In the U.S. when we hear the word race, a lot of people think that means African American, Latino, Asian American, Native American, Pacific Islander… A lot of people when they hear the words sexual orientation think it means gay, lesbian, bisexual. And a lot of people when they hear the word gender think it means women. In each case the dominant group doesn’t get paid attention to.

As if white people don’t have some sort of racial identity, or belong to some sort of racial category or construct, as if heterosexual people don’t have a sexual orientation, as if men don’t have a gender.

This is one of the ways dominant systems maintain and reproduce themselves. Which is to say the dominant group is rarely challenged to even think about its dominance, because that’s one of the key characteristics of power and privilege: the ability to go unexamined, lacking introspection. In fact, being rendered invisible in large measure in the discourse about issues that are primarily about us."  - Jackson Katz [x]

okayophelia:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

• CBS: *casts Lucy Liu to play character originally written as a white dude*
• Brinydeep Catfishbits fans: how DARE they!!! this is a travesty! a mockery of the source material! a fundamental betrayal of the spirit of canon and the essence of the character! Arthur Conan Doyle would be spinning in his GRAVE!!!
• Paramount: *casts Bassethound Cul-de-sac to play character originally written as desi*
• Bumpersticker Cardigan fans: jeez, calm down everyone, it's just ACTING. i'm sure they just picked the most talented actor for the role! Benny is so talented he could play any role, and the franchise should be grateful to have him!