You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.”
To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry
lydia going through allison’s stuff (◡‿◡✿)
lydia finding a bucket list that’s only half crossed off (◕‿◕✿)
lydia deciding to finish the bucket list for allison (ノ*゜▽゜*)
lydia arriving at the point “getting a matching tattoo with lydia” and going to the tattoo artist and getting the silver arrowhead tattooed on her wrist and carving one into allison’s bow ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
lydia arriving at the last point and knowing that she can’t do this and standing at allison’s grave and apologizing “but i really can’t marry scott. you were made for him. but don’t worry, i’ll make sure he will never get hurt.” ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
oh my gosh of course you can thank you for asking :3
the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”
welcome to night vale is so fucking deep man like it seems really funny and whimsical but then Cecil says something and it chills you to your core because it’s not just some joke it’s true and real and it gives you comfort because suddenly everything makes so much sense and at the same time it makes no sense at all and this is why i love wtnv
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